In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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