so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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