You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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