Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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