You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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