the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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