You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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