some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't put those talents on a resume
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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