you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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