Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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