I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
