Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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