yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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