have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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