How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
whose parrot is this?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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