new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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