finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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