i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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