Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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