Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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