The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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