How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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