508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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