I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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