Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The feeling are messing with the penis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
