I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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