I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
