Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
is it fun? or sober?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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