She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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