Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
