Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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