It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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