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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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