If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
