I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
