tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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