"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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