Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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