its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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