i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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