I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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