Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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