hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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