3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just gift wrapped bread.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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