I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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