pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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