No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm too high and old for this...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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