come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Do plants get herpes?
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