No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
40s are totally the cure
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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