Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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