I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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