Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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