C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
