I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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